Vocab
Ookay, now I just keep this list to remember all of them…
Bitter Nigerian
Peeps
Maggles/DJ AM : our Asian friend that no one likes. It’s not because she’s Asian, stop that.
Fucking Nancy : “The most annoying girl on THE PLANET. ” – Jordan
The Gen : Senior with some anger issues. He’s a fan of gang-bangs, rape, and general violence. Easily recognizable by his gray attire and bayonet strapped to his back.
Ballin/B-Love : Short wealthy wigger. Seams like it should be a oxymoron. Moron, yes. By the way, short = about 5’3″
Alien/Malibu Barbie : Somewhat self-explanatory. One blonde looks like Malibu, the other like an alien. They used to be best friends…Ha, not no mo.
Shmeshmaney : Our friend Sarah’s Bf. He’s quite a character.
Shlossy
Boogles : A garden gnome I stoll from someone’s porch one night. It was about 2:25 in the morning and I was drunk. He’s been lost twice, and found twice. I think he runs away by himself. He’s an adventurer. No, not like the travelocity gnome.
Rpatts
Fredvegas : Our fair city…where we lay our scene.
Flight of the Beyonces : the band that my roommate, Kendall, and I made/Kendall’s youtube account.
I Hope You Dance, Sucka : the variety show Kendall and I are going to get rich and become famous from.
Goolrick’s : the best lunch place in downtown.
Sheets : the best place in Fredvegas
VARunner
Mavy Diller : An old crush of our friend, Kathryn. He’s got a new trendy Gf now. If he could be any animal he’d be a rabbit.
M. Freedman : Kathryn’s super pretentious friend from home that no one really likes. He’s enrolled in art school at San Fransisco.
Bella
Alien pup-pups : French bull dogs….ehhh….
Took the Fred back from Jail : Most presteigous status in Fredvegas.
Nutty Madam : fat. scottish. gifted.
D’Fat : Hamden-Sydney whore. Hooka slut. General chubby friendly fake blonde.
Doglover : chubby. age 9-14 depending. gifted.
Ice Prince : scariest runner on campus. He and Alien Barbie are an evil force to be avoided at all costs.
KStu : Kristen Stewart. Rpatts’ life-line.
Nesticles : the Eagles Nest. Yes, Adolf Hitler’s hide-out. The very same.
